
EWG’s Dirty Dozen
of Fruits and Veggies
- Apples
- Celery
- Sweet Bell Peppers
- Peaches
- Strawberries
- Nectarines (imported) (imported fruits can sometimes have lower regulations)
- Grapes (esp. imported)
- Spinach
- Lettuce
- Cucumbers
- Blueberries (domestic) (in this case, it’s the domestic ones you need to be careful of)
- Potatoes
Ryan’s Dirty Dozen
of Life…And Why
- 1. Movies with nudity – come on, we’re not 13 any more (not that it was all that healthy back then). I am a happily married man, and there is only one woman I want to see nude any more…my wife.
- McDonald’s – Where do I begin? How about by asking us to imagine what our food industry might look like if McDonald’s never gained traction.
- Talkative guys at the gym – I’m sure you’re a great guy. And I am happy for you that you are getting into shape. And that’s great about your new boat. It’s just that I need to be to the office in an hour and I still need to work my core.
- Fighting/Violence – like I said, we’re not 13 any more. We can talk it out. Let me buy you a latte.
- Being Johnny Too Cool – Johnny Too Cool’s miss half of life playing the wall, trying to impress…well, anyone. Johnny Take A Chance is much more fun to hang with.
- Making little kids feel bad – Little kids are fragile creatures with hearts of gold. Don’t ruin it.
- Exaggerating – I NEVER exaggerate! Never! Ok, well, I try really hard not to, at least.
- Bragging – I know this is redundant…but we’re not 13 any more. Ok, ok. But bragging really just makes others feel bad, and makes the bragger sound kind of ridiculous. Right?
- Socks with Sandals – No Minnesota…you are NOT exempt from this. If it’s too cold to go without socks…wear shoes!
- Always being busy – Life is better enjoyed when we slow down to take notice. In the West, we have become addicted to being busy, and it’s not good. Allow for boredom, silence, and reflection…it’s like water to the soul.
- Facebook profile pictures taken with one hand while pretending not to be looking. At least have someone else take it for you! It would seem less weird.
- Staying comfortable – the world is a jungle out there. So what. Find some buddies, and machete…and go explore.
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